I tried to translate an essay about computers crashing into russian, but it totally failed. (It’s long, but it’s funny)

Zdravstvulte! , My name is Ashle. I am going to say why the broken computers today to them.

Computers broken for a pile of different reasons.

Sometimes the equipment is broken because what must run too many programs.
of the window of its dormitory. This is for killing its computer and it will give the sensation him of intense party.
If you have too many programs that are executed after, next, the overload equipment and that broken and had been burned. So
Sometimes the equipment is broken because they have a virus, Trojan horse, or perhaps some spyware or malware in the system. These types of Gunk in the equipment rvut far from all archives and kill their equipment completely. If the battery of the equipment.

If the equipment in himself, became before it broke itself, then perhaps you would have to consider the possibility of chucking his equipment

Another option that people “blue screen of the death” that when the blue screen to smell until after to be written in the form of TWO after its equipment is broken.
udachliveyshi you, you can obtain after I recorded stops around 200 dollars.

What you must make when the equipment is broken and burning fire?

Good, first of all, it must turn its equipment through maintaining pressed a key of the force. If it does not work and the equipment is the fat and, next, after it solved that it waited for and it took his time, Sweet extinguished, the disabled ones or less was a violent one, simply to clear the motherboard of the computer “action” and to sell it in eBay. This is on the verge of being illegal, nevertheless, and a pile of precautions must be taken to carry out this operation. Prepárate to see the responsibilities of poruchaya camouflage and publicity.

In the end, to decide that to do when the equipment breaks everything to you. Chicken is outside the window? By all means. To sell in eBay? . Like as long as you s computer or computer problem, feels it frees to do it wishes it.

^why do they do this?

They seem to translate a lot of words literally and don’t take into account things like sentence structure. I always try to translate Japanese and Chinese texts and come up with scrambled English that is only half-right!
Also there are some phrases like “raining cats and dogs” in Russian or whatever language that doesn’t translate well…

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